{"id":2996,"date":"2024-09-11T13:01:49","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T13:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.householddealz.com\/portfolio\/?p=2996"},"modified":"2024-09-11T13:28:56","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T13:28:56","slug":"relocating-to-branson-be-prepared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.householddealz.com\/portfolio\/relocating-to-branson-be-prepared\/","title":{"rendered":"Relocating To Branson Be Prepared"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Branson is a wonderful place to visit, BRING YOUR FAMILY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, it also has many issues, and below I will mention Top “4” reasons why you should think twice<\/strong> before relocating “INSIDE” the city limits.<\/strong>
 
1)<\/strong> HOUSING CRISIS INSIDE THE CITY LIMITS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Affordable housing is scarce. \u00a0The only places to turn for an immediate roof over your head are the “Hotel\/Apartment” holes. (aka) holes.<\/strong> They have a lot of rules<\/strong> that eliminate you being an adult. <\/strong>One rule that Anita and I do<\/strong> agree with is Smoking outside<\/strong>. “WE DON’T MIND TO FOLLOW THAT RULE, AS IT WOULD BE SHAME FOR ONE OF US TO BURN DOWN A “HOLE” IN WHICH WE LIVE.”<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

–They have a very “NEW” game–<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s called the “3 HEARTBEATS” <\/strong>game.  Meaning you and your family must “PURCHASE” 2 Hotel\/Apartment holes<\/strong> if you have more than “3” people relocating inside the city of Branson<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Something like this “2 people, and a pet = 3 HEARTBEATS”.<\/strong>
 
So, if you have 3 human beings and a dog<\/strong>, that is considered “4 Heartbeats.”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

–AND SO–<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

IN THE CITY OF BRANSON YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE “2 HOLES” in order to keep that 4th family member close,<\/strong> while also providing the backbone for local businesses<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AVERAGE SIZE HOLE <\/strong>– Around 300 square feet.<\/strong> – BOUT LIKE AH PRISON CELL<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are “RENTING” average size “Holes” for around $800.00 per month, per hole.  <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A family of five (5) relocating to Branson<\/strong> seeking immediate shelter, would be required to purchase “2”  holes to accommodate their family.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

AND IN THESE HOLES, THEY ARE ALWAYS REMODELING<\/strong> WHICH MEAN “ROACHMANIA” IS ALWAYS IN “FULL” SESSION.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cockroaches may go to adjacent areas along plumbing chases, under doors, or through holes if food, water, or shelter become limited; if a repellent pesticide is used; or if “RENOVATION” disrupts a cockroach hiding spot.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A TOTAL<\/strong> AMOUNT OF: $1,600.00 per month, “per family”.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2)<\/strong> SAFETY CONCERNS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Six extended stay hotels in Branson shut down due to safety concerns. (VIEW ARTICLE HERE<\/a>.)<\/strong> YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASK TO SEE OPERATING BUSINESS LICENSE BEFORE MAKING A FINAL DECISION.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3) LOW PAYING JOBS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The majority of jobs are in tourism and are low-paying, only a few offer benefits like health insurance. Most jobs keep you under or around 30 hours.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4) SEASONAL WORK<\/strong> – WHEN NOT BUSY, YOU DON’T WORK<\/strong> AND ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET YOUR “UNEMPLOYMENT”<\/strong> – “NOW YOUR FAMILY BECOMES HOMELESS AND NOMADIC”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tourism is the economic engine for Branson, but it’s seasonal, and many jobs are low-wage.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do your research<\/strong> before moving to Branson. Visit Branson months ahead and find an apartment manager willing to rent to you<\/strong>. STAY “AWAY” FROM SLUM HOTELS<\/strong>. They are adding so-called kitchens to these holes now.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are preparing as fall will be arriving soon and the “NEW” nomads will be the ones keeping the pipes from freezing, and the electricity on.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t take a risk of “DESTROYING” your family<\/strong> simply because what you think is gold, I know to be glitter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AVOID HOTEL HOLES. THEY ARE VERY NOTICABLE. CAIN’T MIS-UM.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fact is, there are a “KAZILLION” hotels in Branson and there will never be a “KAZILLION” people here at one time. <\/strong>So, instead of replacing<\/strong> the “RUN” down sites<\/strong> with “NEW”<\/strong> development, they are agitating the roaches and re-renting that space back to us “PO” folks over and over again while the “PO” FOLKS (THE LOCALS) provide much needed services to all local businesses.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

NOW WE CAN REALLY FEED THE ROACHES WITH THESE SEMI KITCHENS.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know, I feed a bunch of them too.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n